Wonderful, really

I find the unusual stuff. Like the great bald hedgehog. But I found Gryffilion Darkblad, Adventurer when I first started my blog. He is a college student in Virginia, and I read it every once in a greenish blue moon. This one is a interesting, the one about snow. I think that would be fun. Snow, fun, nothing to do, everywhere to go.

Shadow's of my doubt

I am sitting here, infront of my computer, and I decide, "Hey, I haven't seen anything but channel 1 in a while, so let's go to fox." And sure enough, I still hear the 'allegeded wmd's' trash. Am I alone? Did no one else read about the danish finding mustard gas mortars??? Did no one realize that WMD's is originally chemical weapons? We only changed it to include nuclear weapons? My father worked with mustard gas, by blowing it up, in a it destroyed the pentaborane kinda way. And it kills you in a very nast kind of way.

_Edit_ I have removed this link to the dark shrine due to very odd circumstances. Including family, friends, and odd ducks.

Sorry
I know that if you come here, and if you are reading this thanks, you expect to see a post. But I haven't been posting. I am sorry, but nothing has been happening in my life.

Kalroy
Update time. He is settling down. Finished reading all the policies (they actually make you read that) and he was bored. Not doing much. Which may or may not be good, depending on your situation.

Words

Egregious- Outlying, stupendous. Currently: In a bad way. Archaic: In a good way. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Hate: To feel a large amount of animosity. It's amazing how much that one little word means so much.
Ferret: An animal of the weasel family that I happen to like, alot.
Weee-aaasel: See Encino Man (Brenden Fraiser, Pauly Shore.]

Here we go again.

"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we'vel lived."

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Uss Enterprise
Star Trek VII - Generations

Mind

Yes, I have lost my mind. This town I live in is turning it to mush. I am losing my articulate speech, and my vocabularity (which isn't really a word, but should be.) The world is going Coocoo bonkers. For proof just look around. Reality has shifted again, the one where Man is afraid of Corporations. The Man cowers in fear as the Secularists begin to walk across christians.
Speech

MUSLIMS. JEWS. AND EVERYONE ELSE. BE AFRAID. THERE IS NO END UNLESS CREATED. DRAW THE LINE NOW, WHILE WE STILL CAN. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, FOR YOUR DEITY. NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD GENTLEMEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR FELLOW MAN. ONE CANNOT STAND ALONE AGAINST THE TEMPEST WINDS. BUT ONE CAN TRY, AND BEGIN TO TRY. THEIR IS LITTLE POWER GIVEN TO ONE, BUT THEIR IS THE POWER ONE AMONG MANY.
Wow, that felt good. And made me Happy. I think I should keep that.
And that's the way it was.

If there is one thing I hate, it is coming between friends. More so when I do it. Now I am torn between my girlfriend, and coming between her and her friends. All I ask is some advice. Please comment, and lend it.

Oh yeah
So a sea cucumber and a starfish walk into a bar... Oh wait. Wrong place.

Hey, hello. I have a question. Is it wrong to like anarchist ideas? Like the great bald swamp hedgehog, or this

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".

Mike Harding, The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac.

Anarchy. That is anarchy, political is chaos. Anarchy and Chaos are a little different.

Well, I have been taking those personality, and what thing are you tests. Results? Well, they are sometimes a little off, or opposite. Not the first three. :)


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?


Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Right

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Er... right.

Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

Yeah!

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Wow, that's alot...

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I
didn't know."


-- Mark Twain

The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog:


The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in
courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk
clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods
of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp
Hedgehog Eater.


-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Kalroy Update

Kalroy arrived in Oregon on Tuesday, and has been taking classes, and tests, blah blah blah... But who cares about class, I have heard enough classes in my life. He's staying at a friends, and won't be blogging, I know we'll miss him. I believe that everyone will be missed by someone. I don't know about that, though. Great, I'll come across as a multiple personality.

Lord of The Anklets; The return of the annoyings or the many ways to get angry. (Rocky and Bullwinkle)

I have to sit through the 7^th circle, of the 9^th level every day, in my 6^th period. I realize that either the world hates me, or that I am the most intolerant person on earth. And I am not, not with the way I grew up. But I no longer put up with everything. I won't take the guff that I have been. NO MORE MISTER PUSHED AROUND.

And I now think that maybe it is time for an old ritual. The great old qoute.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace

-- and the first to
have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.


-- Ashley Cooper

More such at The Wheel of Morality.

Yippie
Yeah, WMD's found!!! Take that Liberals!!!
Let me elaborate, please.
The danish have found WMD mortar shells containing mustard gas (when he gets to a comp, ask him about mustard gas. He had to destroy some in california), and confirmed by test by both them and the brits!!!
Proof? Here you go.

Dancing
Er... one little statement, please. I can't dance!!!!

Bye
Kalroy left for oregon at 9:49 A.M., and I think he's probably going to be on the road for a while. He is on his way to a friends place up there, at least till he can get his own up there.

Mars
YEAH!!! Rocket man has a link to mars pictures!!! They are SO cool. Dudes a rocket scientist, though.

Why Me.

I believe that is my favorite question. The world (a single entity, aptly named The World) doesn't like me... And the proof is in the pudding, the one it threw in my face. And I had to get a hair cut!!! That stinks on Ice. Like the icecapades, only less gay, like icecapades with a puck and sticks, but no goalie, lines man, body checks, slapshots, penalties, et-cetera. And now I am stuck with extremely short hair, not long enough to spike, even. I said MEDIUM RANGE SPIKES, not almost no hair, but I can still grab my hair. dang.

Fish
I have a question. Is it wrong for a Hawaiian to hate fish, and a white boy to hate tomatoes!

Bias, and not just my own...
So my father e-mails me an article by Valerie Richardson on Liberal Bias. Well, sort of. Here is the article. So I think, well it makes sense, most people think anti-illegal immigration is anti-immagrant, so I do a google news search on this, and came up with this. Well I have three, count 'em three, problems with this. Number One: This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. He did go too far, but to go even lower then him is to sink past low, it is down right heinous. The fact that these teachers turn their heads, even strike out (metaphorically speaking, of course) shows how horrible Liberal bias amongst educational faculty is. Time to calm down.
Number Two: It is incredible stupid of this kid to become such a radical in his. It is even more so to voice them in a California school, home of the rash sons and daughters of Mexican immigrant heritage. This is a kid who isn't quite so bright to notice that Mexican kids aren't the most tolerant, nonviolent, and subtle bunch in the group.Time to calm down...again.
Number Three: This is one of my more personal quirks. Where are the people who can/will defend them. There is fourty/fifty people in this the Conservative Club, but Tim was still being chased in and out of every nook and cranny in the school. I am not a big guy. No, quite the opposite. I am small in upper body. But if I am going to stand up for the people I like, respect, and trust. Or just one of the three. And these people aren't going to swarm in large mobs, they can't. So the problem is people aren't even going to take a neutral stance, and stop the whole stupid thing.

And now for my stance on the subject. My stance is that it is called illegal immigration for a good reason. They can come in by OUR laws, by OUR standards. There is nothing wrong with an immigrant here legally. But if we allow illegal immigration, why do we arrest for petty theft? For one reason. It is wrong.

And you all can thank Kalroy for this rant. It is his fault I even recieved the article.

YEAH!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I am now a great grand total of 15! That makes me happy. One year till I can become a menace to society at whole! MWAHAHAHAHA And I have nothing planned for today, or new years...

And now for the kicker

So we have to sort out our facts, and our fiction.
FACT: The number of people who are insane on some level is still a greater minority
FICTION: There really is a one ring
FACT: We need to figure out where and when it is proper to voice our negative opinions.
FICTION: There are a majority of good people running for offices.
FACT: Yahoo checkers is fun
FICTION: I am really just a normal person
FACT: The Star Wars franchise is a good idea, but not panning out
FICTION: Avril Lavigne, most rap, et-cetera (I like that word) really have good songs.

Listen to people. There are radicals, moderates, independents, and fanatics. They all support a point of view, and most want you to see there own.

Christmas Morning

It is christmas morning here. All of our houses gifts are next door, with our grandparents. We are waiting for them to call us, and it is funny. We haven't eaten, I have been up the longest, and woke everyone up in quick succesion. But I don't feel the anticipation. I don't realize it is Christmas, and that fact disturbs me the most. I know it is in my head, but not anywhere else. It is even laughable.

Wild

So I was checking the number of hits I get and I got 17 wednesday. One was for "anne frank worst things she has done". It is a mad world we live in, and made madder by the internet. I mean... bless billy for this wonderful invention. Blah.
Merry whatever

I am happy that the holiday season is here. Merry christmas. I happen to be christian, but of no exact faith, as it would belay my intellect to believe that, and I quote, "An Infinitely Merciful, Infinitely Just, and*I forgot* god" could condemn someone because they don't beleive that you should go to church every day, or use a... is it communion wafer?, or such. And happy whatever you celebrate.

We are happy
Well, to the largest news item over the last week. "Angel" is another re-run. Just kidding. I figure that everyone else it talking about Saddam Hussein, so I might as well. The Coalition has caught the bas... I mean bad man. The only place that is bad news is France, and the Dean campaign. And you can go to other places to find out about those two. I find Pave France is a good place to go, maybe Little Green Footballs. And I am out of steam on this topic. Just wait till they catch Osama. I hope they bring back the Guillotine for that execution.

And today was the end of finals!!! That's right, my school has had semester finals, and I aced them all. Even P.E. I have Biology, P.E. Algebra (I didn't take it last year like I should have, but I came from another school in the end of 7th, which woulda been pre-al here, but it wasn't.), English 1, Spanish 1, and had Geography. The end of the semester means geography becomes health. Same teacher, same room, different subject and name. Too bad, I am sick of my 6th period class. And I am glad too.

And once again we come to the end of my program. This is me, signing off. I'll leave you with this mesage.

In the name of God the impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal d**nation. ~Van Helsing

THIS JUST IN!!!
Jake has decided not to change the script!!! Hip hip HOORAY!!!

Well, I have been informed that I am weird. I believe the correct term is duh. Besides. I try hard to maintain my odd/weird status in society. I actually have to say "Who cares" once a month or two. Besides the fact of the mainstream society believes my kind are either dead, or not in mainstream, and so many people say "Shut up." I say no. Why? Because I can. Because I want to, because it is my civil duty to say "I am different. If you don't like that, get a life, then end it. I don't care because of what you said. You no longer matter. You don't need to ask another to shut up, when you won't. Tolerance is neccesary unless you are tolerating extremists, or fanatics. I am in some points, but those are the points I won't drop. Besides, what fun is devils advocate if I can't have my own quirks.

NOW FOR MY GAME REVIEW. Today. Crimson Skies, the high road to revenge. It's a fun game, but it doesn't have enough free fly missions. The game True Crimes streets of L.A. had one maybe every 2-3 missions. But otherwise the game is incredible. The camera is a true flight camera, but has a lock on enemy button. The controls ROCK, and the game itself is intense, even just flying.

And for Deus Ex: Invisible War. The game isn't as detailed as the original, but the Biomods are better. The game is not nearly as Linear, and the controls are not hard, but not too easy. And the combat has stepped up a notch, as well as the enemy A.I. Also the Robot A.I. is harder, but you can control them in some ways. A bonus is the same Dialog system, but a minus is the dialog frame rate (Which borders on decent to poor.)

I spent the night at my uncle's place, after staying till 11 and watching "The Gift". I got there, my aunt penny drove a friend home, we got back, and for the first time ever, I slept from 12-9, didn't wake up in between, and didn't move for a little while.

Now is the time for all good gentlemen to come to the aid of his fellow man.

And now is the time to sleep. Good night, and good riddance.

:: THIS JUST IN::
The Mighty Ducks have won a game. After tying the New Jersey Devils, They beat the Chicago Black Hawks!!!

Nice.
Well. And this means WOO HOO.

Well, I have decided to make it official. I am the craziest, weirdest, and closest thing to a sane psycho there ever was. And when we say that others are nuts, look in, and we find that wasn't so insane. Life is short. Not even 90 years from today, and I'll probably be dead. The only insane thing is not being insane, and swimming with sharks. I am naturaly afraid of sharks, and my father (Kaleokalani, A.K.A. Kalroy) used to tell me tales about how the sharks would pass up everyone on the island just to get to members of our family. And he never lied about it.

If you are ready, please say you are ready to jump off my bridge, into some kind of large, soft pillow. Deal?