I'm so sad

Yesterday was my brother's birthday. It would seem like fun. It wasn't.

keala: Bye mom, I'm going to school now.
Mom: Okay, you have a nice day.
(keala- exit stage right)
(enter- keala, bewildered)
keala: Mom, where's the car?
Mom: What?
keala: Where's the car?
Long play short, the car was stolen. I go to school, regular day with one upside. There is one among you who know what I mean. And it isn't kaischa, you liar.

Come home, it was okay. We did the birthday thing, rasberry cheese cake. (ROCK ON!!!)

Then we get the call, after everything is done and I'm staring at the new lava lamp.
They found the car. A cop almost got the culprit. They were dismantleing it. Out in the hills. And it's broken up. Let's do a quick run down.

The motor was almost removed.
The turn signals were destroyed.
They removed one headlight to use as a spot light.
They removed the battery to use as a spotlight.
They jammed the trunk.
They dented, scratched, and trashed the body.
Now for things they stole.
Seat covers.
Stearing wheel covers
The back seat
My mom's purse and contents
The running hotdog dude antenna pole topper
The Speakers
The Stereo
Supernatural Cd, by Santanna
A quarter ( I want to curse it)
There are others, but I forgot.


More if I remember, which'll be later.

Sanity... relatively speaking

My last post may have left a few of you worried about my relative sanity. It's okay, I was seeing if the third person was actually as fun to use... it isn't...
So... if I were to grow a reptillian tail, what color would you suggest. I really want to, but can't till the Japanese get on it.

Wonder Falls

This girl under stress. Then a lion figure talked to her. Then her therapist's bronze monkey did. And she has this... well, I don't know. I'd talk more about it, but I'm not that far, and I'm done typing.

Out

Arrowatch has left the building. Arrowatch's mind isn't up to writing. Arrowatch is going slowly farther into insanity. Arrowatch's brains lurk below a wall of life Arrowatch is living. Arrowatch is refering to Arrowatch in the third person. It isn't so funny after all.

Monty Python...
"Alright, stop that, stop that. It's silly. Very silly indeed. Lets go to a cartoon."

Music Title Time

And the world's a faze,and the world's a stage. And the end is near

Well I like SmashMouth. And "When the morning comes" rocks. But does anyone believe me? Nope. Everyone makes mistakes, and revenge is best served as a side dish to forgiveness, hold the pain, suffering, and death. Well, maybe not pain, but deffinetly the others. But does anyone believe me? NOOOO.... Legato booted me from The Dark Shrine. With good reason. But now he shuns me, as do everyone else. I don't think I'll go back. But I still say most everyone should take a look in the shrine. But be prepared for a retraction of all past, present, and future endorsements. Legato left a newb in charge. Deffinite con. But it's an okay newb. Wash.

We don't need no education.

We don't need no thought control. Teachers, Leave those kids alone. Hey, Teacher, Leave those kids alone. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Because, all and all your just another brick in The Wall. Pink Floyd, everyone. Just so you knew. Five points to whomever knows what that songs about, ten to whomever can give me the original album, and fifteen for the lead singers first and last name. And twenty if you can name the movie Hells Company is working on.

Way outside the realm

Oh my. I now face a difficulty way beyond my realm of possibilities. Dancing. Ugh. But What's a nut to do? Nothing. And I plan on learning to play the guitar. Probably a lost cause, but hey, I learned to play two instruments. Kinda forgot, and started to learn piano (not so hard), but that isn't the point... right?

Shout out
Don't get a choice. I have to. Here goes.
Family - Hi family.
Jake, Wade, Robert, Joughey, and the HCTHNCW (Hot Chicks They Have No Chance With) that shot them all down. God Bless. The world would be scary if Wade got a girlfriend (He just can't settle down, it would shatter the mens willpower to be individuals) and the world would never forgive him. I sound Hipocritical.

Again!

Here is a subject not often broached by bloggers. Music. Show of hands from those who like rap? Kinda what I thought. Rap seems like a wast of precious, or not so precious time. Show for punk, heavy metal, not so heavy metal, just basically all kinds of rock? Dang. Not enough. Show of hands for country? That's what I thought. I like The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels. Country is not bad, but not my cup of tea. Which reminds me, I need to go get mine.
Delicioso. I'd drink coffee, but it stunts my growth, and I won't be tall enough till I look down at Shaq. Tall order, pardon the pun, but I want to. Well then, let's go on to something else.

French Toast
Nobody at school will believe me when I say that france is a little off their rocker. I never use such gentle terms, but they don't listen. When I ask why they like france so much I get "They gave us french fries. They gave us french toast." Lame. I believe it is hillarious that a whole school can go so very misinformed. I tried to help, but was given the incredibly cold shoulder routine.

Bored people shouldn't be given time on the internet.


Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

Wonderful, really

I find the unusual stuff. Like the great bald hedgehog. But I found Gryffilion Darkblad, Adventurer when I first started my blog. He is a college student in Virginia, and I read it every once in a greenish blue moon. This one is a interesting, the one about snow. I think that would be fun. Snow, fun, nothing to do, everywhere to go.

Shadow's of my doubt

I am sitting here, infront of my computer, and I decide, "Hey, I haven't seen anything but channel 1 in a while, so let's go to fox." And sure enough, I still hear the 'allegeded wmd's' trash. Am I alone? Did no one else read about the danish finding mustard gas mortars??? Did no one realize that WMD's is originally chemical weapons? We only changed it to include nuclear weapons? My father worked with mustard gas, by blowing it up, in a it destroyed the pentaborane kinda way. And it kills you in a very nast kind of way.

_Edit_ I have removed this link to the dark shrine due to very odd circumstances. Including family, friends, and odd ducks.

Sorry
I know that if you come here, and if you are reading this thanks, you expect to see a post. But I haven't been posting. I am sorry, but nothing has been happening in my life.

Kalroy
Update time. He is settling down. Finished reading all the policies (they actually make you read that) and he was bored. Not doing much. Which may or may not be good, depending on your situation.

Words

Egregious- Outlying, stupendous. Currently: In a bad way. Archaic: In a good way. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Hate: To feel a large amount of animosity. It's amazing how much that one little word means so much.
Ferret: An animal of the weasel family that I happen to like, alot.
Weee-aaasel: See Encino Man (Brenden Fraiser, Pauly Shore.]

Here we go again.

"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we'vel lived."

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Uss Enterprise
Star Trek VII - Generations

Mind

Yes, I have lost my mind. This town I live in is turning it to mush. I am losing my articulate speech, and my vocabularity (which isn't really a word, but should be.) The world is going Coocoo bonkers. For proof just look around. Reality has shifted again, the one where Man is afraid of Corporations. The Man cowers in fear as the Secularists begin to walk across christians.
Speech

MUSLIMS. JEWS. AND EVERYONE ELSE. BE AFRAID. THERE IS NO END UNLESS CREATED. DRAW THE LINE NOW, WHILE WE STILL CAN. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, FOR YOUR DEITY. NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD GENTLEMEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR FELLOW MAN. ONE CANNOT STAND ALONE AGAINST THE TEMPEST WINDS. BUT ONE CAN TRY, AND BEGIN TO TRY. THEIR IS LITTLE POWER GIVEN TO ONE, BUT THEIR IS THE POWER ONE AMONG MANY.
Wow, that felt good. And made me Happy. I think I should keep that.
And that's the way it was.

If there is one thing I hate, it is coming between friends. More so when I do it. Now I am torn between my girlfriend, and coming between her and her friends. All I ask is some advice. Please comment, and lend it.

Oh yeah
So a sea cucumber and a starfish walk into a bar... Oh wait. Wrong place.

Hey, hello. I have a question. Is it wrong to like anarchist ideas? Like the great bald swamp hedgehog, or this

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".

Mike Harding, The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac.

Anarchy. That is anarchy, political is chaos. Anarchy and Chaos are a little different.

Well, I have been taking those personality, and what thing are you tests. Results? Well, they are sometimes a little off, or opposite. Not the first three. :)


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?


Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Right

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Er... right.

Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Yeah!

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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Wow, that's alot...

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I
didn't know."


-- Mark Twain

The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog:


The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in
courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk
clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods
of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp
Hedgehog Eater.


-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Kalroy Update

Kalroy arrived in Oregon on Tuesday, and has been taking classes, and tests, blah blah blah... But who cares about class, I have heard enough classes in my life. He's staying at a friends, and won't be blogging, I know we'll miss him. I believe that everyone will be missed by someone. I don't know about that, though. Great, I'll come across as a multiple personality.

Lord of The Anklets; The return of the annoyings or the many ways to get angry. (Rocky and Bullwinkle)

I have to sit through the 7^th circle, of the 9^th level every day, in my 6^th period. I realize that either the world hates me, or that I am the most intolerant person on earth. And I am not, not with the way I grew up. But I no longer put up with everything. I won't take the guff that I have been. NO MORE MISTER PUSHED AROUND.

And I now think that maybe it is time for an old ritual. The great old qoute.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace

-- and the first to
have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.


-- Ashley Cooper

More such at The Wheel of Morality.

Yippie
Yeah, WMD's found!!! Take that Liberals!!!
Let me elaborate, please.
The danish have found WMD mortar shells containing mustard gas (when he gets to a comp, ask him about mustard gas. He had to destroy some in california), and confirmed by test by both them and the brits!!!
Proof? Here you go.

Dancing
Er... one little statement, please. I can't dance!!!!

Bye
Kalroy left for oregon at 9:49 A.M., and I think he's probably going to be on the road for a while. He is on his way to a friends place up there, at least till he can get his own up there.

Mars
YEAH!!! Rocket man has a link to mars pictures!!! They are SO cool. Dudes a rocket scientist, though.

Why Me.

I believe that is my favorite question. The world (a single entity, aptly named The World) doesn't like me... And the proof is in the pudding, the one it threw in my face. And I had to get a hair cut!!! That stinks on Ice. Like the icecapades, only less gay, like icecapades with a puck and sticks, but no goalie, lines man, body checks, slapshots, penalties, et-cetera. And now I am stuck with extremely short hair, not long enough to spike, even. I said MEDIUM RANGE SPIKES, not almost no hair, but I can still grab my hair. dang.

Fish
I have a question. Is it wrong for a Hawaiian to hate fish, and a white boy to hate tomatoes!

Bias, and not just my own...
So my father e-mails me an article by Valerie Richardson on Liberal Bias. Well, sort of. Here is the article. So I think, well it makes sense, most people think anti-illegal immigration is anti-immagrant, so I do a google news search on this, and came up with this. Well I have three, count 'em three, problems with this. Number One: This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. He did go too far, but to go even lower then him is to sink past low, it is down right heinous. The fact that these teachers turn their heads, even strike out (metaphorically speaking, of course) shows how horrible Liberal bias amongst educational faculty is. Time to calm down.
Number Two: It is incredible stupid of this kid to become such a radical in his. It is even more so to voice them in a California school, home of the rash sons and daughters of Mexican immigrant heritage. This is a kid who isn't quite so bright to notice that Mexican kids aren't the most tolerant, nonviolent, and subtle bunch in the group.Time to calm down...again.
Number Three: This is one of my more personal quirks. Where are the people who can/will defend them. There is fourty/fifty people in this the Conservative Club, but Tim was still being chased in and out of every nook and cranny in the school. I am not a big guy. No, quite the opposite. I am small in upper body. But if I am going to stand up for the people I like, respect, and trust. Or just one of the three. And these people aren't going to swarm in large mobs, they can't. So the problem is people aren't even going to take a neutral stance, and stop the whole stupid thing.

And now for my stance on the subject. My stance is that it is called illegal immigration for a good reason. They can come in by OUR laws, by OUR standards. There is nothing wrong with an immigrant here legally. But if we allow illegal immigration, why do we arrest for petty theft? For one reason. It is wrong.

And you all can thank Kalroy for this rant. It is his fault I even recieved the article.

YEAH!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I am now a great grand total of 15! That makes me happy. One year till I can become a menace to society at whole! MWAHAHAHAHA And I have nothing planned for today, or new years...