YEAH!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I am now a great grand total of 15! That makes me happy. One year till I can become a menace to society at whole! MWAHAHAHAHA And I have nothing planned for today, or new years...

And now for the kicker

So we have to sort out our facts, and our fiction.
FACT: The number of people who are insane on some level is still a greater minority
FICTION: There really is a one ring
FACT: We need to figure out where and when it is proper to voice our negative opinions.
FICTION: There are a majority of good people running for offices.
FACT: Yahoo checkers is fun
FICTION: I am really just a normal person
FACT: The Star Wars franchise is a good idea, but not panning out
FICTION: Avril Lavigne, most rap, et-cetera (I like that word) really have good songs.

Listen to people. There are radicals, moderates, independents, and fanatics. They all support a point of view, and most want you to see there own.

Christmas Morning

It is christmas morning here. All of our houses gifts are next door, with our grandparents. We are waiting for them to call us, and it is funny. We haven't eaten, I have been up the longest, and woke everyone up in quick succesion. But I don't feel the anticipation. I don't realize it is Christmas, and that fact disturbs me the most. I know it is in my head, but not anywhere else. It is even laughable.

Wild

So I was checking the number of hits I get and I got 17 wednesday. One was for "anne frank worst things she has done". It is a mad world we live in, and made madder by the internet. I mean... bless billy for this wonderful invention. Blah.
Merry whatever

I am happy that the holiday season is here. Merry christmas. I happen to be christian, but of no exact faith, as it would belay my intellect to believe that, and I quote, "An Infinitely Merciful, Infinitely Just, and*I forgot* god" could condemn someone because they don't beleive that you should go to church every day, or use a... is it communion wafer?, or such. And happy whatever you celebrate.

We are happy
Well, to the largest news item over the last week. "Angel" is another re-run. Just kidding. I figure that everyone else it talking about Saddam Hussein, so I might as well. The Coalition has caught the bas... I mean bad man. The only place that is bad news is France, and the Dean campaign. And you can go to other places to find out about those two. I find Pave France is a good place to go, maybe Little Green Footballs. And I am out of steam on this topic. Just wait till they catch Osama. I hope they bring back the Guillotine for that execution.

And today was the end of finals!!! That's right, my school has had semester finals, and I aced them all. Even P.E. I have Biology, P.E. Algebra (I didn't take it last year like I should have, but I came from another school in the end of 7th, which woulda been pre-al here, but it wasn't.), English 1, Spanish 1, and had Geography. The end of the semester means geography becomes health. Same teacher, same room, different subject and name. Too bad, I am sick of my 6th period class. And I am glad too.

And once again we come to the end of my program. This is me, signing off. I'll leave you with this mesage.

In the name of God the impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal d**nation. ~Van Helsing

THIS JUST IN!!!
Jake has decided not to change the script!!! Hip hip HOORAY!!!

Well, I have been informed that I am weird. I believe the correct term is duh. Besides. I try hard to maintain my odd/weird status in society. I actually have to say "Who cares" once a month or two. Besides the fact of the mainstream society believes my kind are either dead, or not in mainstream, and so many people say "Shut up." I say no. Why? Because I can. Because I want to, because it is my civil duty to say "I am different. If you don't like that, get a life, then end it. I don't care because of what you said. You no longer matter. You don't need to ask another to shut up, when you won't. Tolerance is neccesary unless you are tolerating extremists, or fanatics. I am in some points, but those are the points I won't drop. Besides, what fun is devils advocate if I can't have my own quirks.

NOW FOR MY GAME REVIEW. Today. Crimson Skies, the high road to revenge. It's a fun game, but it doesn't have enough free fly missions. The game True Crimes streets of L.A. had one maybe every 2-3 missions. But otherwise the game is incredible. The camera is a true flight camera, but has a lock on enemy button. The controls ROCK, and the game itself is intense, even just flying.

And for Deus Ex: Invisible War. The game isn't as detailed as the original, but the Biomods are better. The game is not nearly as Linear, and the controls are not hard, but not too easy. And the combat has stepped up a notch, as well as the enemy A.I. Also the Robot A.I. is harder, but you can control them in some ways. A bonus is the same Dialog system, but a minus is the dialog frame rate (Which borders on decent to poor.)

I spent the night at my uncle's place, after staying till 11 and watching "The Gift". I got there, my aunt penny drove a friend home, we got back, and for the first time ever, I slept from 12-9, didn't wake up in between, and didn't move for a little while.

Now is the time for all good gentlemen to come to the aid of his fellow man.

And now is the time to sleep. Good night, and good riddance.

:: THIS JUST IN::
The Mighty Ducks have won a game. After tying the New Jersey Devils, They beat the Chicago Black Hawks!!!

Nice.
Well. And this means WOO HOO.

Well, I have decided to make it official. I am the craziest, weirdest, and closest thing to a sane psycho there ever was. And when we say that others are nuts, look in, and we find that wasn't so insane. Life is short. Not even 90 years from today, and I'll probably be dead. The only insane thing is not being insane, and swimming with sharks. I am naturaly afraid of sharks, and my father (Kaleokalani, A.K.A. Kalroy) used to tell me tales about how the sharks would pass up everyone on the island just to get to members of our family. And he never lied about it.

If you are ready, please say you are ready to jump off my bridge, into some kind of large, soft pillow. Deal?

Well, My world rocks. I am finally having fun in life. Jenn is a miracle worker. I am even trying to end hostility with the babtist girl. If I can get a hold of her on AIM, that is... And maybe I can finally decide whether to hate her, or to play nice for jenn's sake, if not the schools mental health.
And the Canadians, and the Oilers Mega game was cool. I watched part of it.
And My father and I have begun watchign Kid Notorious. Robert Evans. Pretty cool.
And I am not quite so evil as I once was. Mwahahahaha. Now the devil needs only be cautious.
And he sayeth unto them "BRB"

STATE: Confusion
The world is lost. I give up trying to help it. Not my place.
AND I NOW HAVE A VANDETTA AGAINST A BABTIST GIRL. She tried to convert me and a no-god friend I have. He isn't an atheist, but he doesn't believe in god. I am a christian, of no particular sect. Not babtist, not catholic, not greek orthodox.
But she has the nerve, the pure unadulterated gall to hand out a pamphelet: How to know you are going to heaven. Makes me sick. I am 'saved', but that isn't the point. The point is what she did. And she'll pay if it takes me a year. Maybe next time she wears a white shirt, I'll rain dance.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. I HAVE PROOF. WHEN A PSYCHO-FREEK LIKE ME CAN GET A GIRL LIKE I HAVE!!!

And the ducks are losing, and the refs. aren't helping.
My spanish is not quite as bad, but not good.
My life isn't good, bad, or ugly, and Huckleberry hound isn't singing.
I have read part of anne frank.
Reading "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood" by Howard Pyle.
Having fun in school. Sometimes. Jennifer get's better each day, My friends mellow each day, I become stupid each day. And I don't need to worry, think, or believe in the past, or future, only the present.
NOW FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE.
While watching 'Family ties' I heard the meaning of life. The meaning of life is to have fun, try not to hurt people, and hope you fall in love. Many people never accomplish these goals, only a few can accomplish all of them. Aslo: People are Hell, Heaven, and all in between. We are torn up, broken, thrashed, and we run back for more, and never regret comign back for more. We may think we do, but deep down, we don't regret it.

It's funny that is what I learned, aand where I learned it from. A sitcom from the 80's.It makes sense, and I now believe it.
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I wrote that down the nite I say it, alittle while ago. And I won't forget it. I am doing stuff to spread it.

Welcome again. The goverment is as is, complaining won't help. The world is as is, complaining won't help. The I is in team, if you say " I am part of the team." And the politcians are funny as all can be. Welcome to Madness and Mayhem.

NEWS UPDATE 10-21: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. IT'S THE END OF THE AS WE KNOW IT, AND I FEEL FINE.

That said, Hullo, How are you? I have to read "The Diary of Anne Frank", and I can't get into it. And I don't like that the Mighty Ducks lost on Sunday. Or that the tree's have a vandetta with me, but made peace with the mole men. Just kidding, on the last one.
Joke time (non-politically correct, of course)
How do you conquer france? Enter their state house, and say surrender in german.
What's the worst thing to do in politics? Go through the U.N.
What's the worst pun in the news? Rush's rush.

And Now for more on my Girlfriend.
She is a crazy cook, sometimes. She swears she's smarter then the stupid bear, but she doesn't give herself enough credit. She is incredibly smart, And she doesn't listen to me on that.
She is also incredibly beautiful, and thinks I say that to only flatter her, but I don't. (Don't tell her I said this.)

When you are almost done, life says "Here, I'm not done laughing. Try this one."

Well, I have Spanish, year one, for my 5th period class, and he's (in his own word) a little self centered.
I was explaining to someone what a 45 was (the smaller then a 33 record record) and he made us stand outside. Well, were standing, and she(Alana) (asks me "do you think he'll let me go to the bathroom?" She asks, he says no, and she freaks, suddenly I feel bad. I said to ask, not to just go. But there are 3 kind of people, the way they hand things. Gun-ho, diplomats, and criminals.
She's Gun-ho, My girlfriend is a nice Diplomat who border's on crook. I am a Criminal in the way I handle them. It's better to twist, then to tell the truth, in most cases. I never lie directly to people I deem important, Or on important subjects. I don't like to lie, and there is no reason to. I am an honest, nice person, but I don't like to give the teachers the edge, when I can have it.

Now, to a better subject. If anyone reads this, reply to me. Kealakalai@yahoo.com. How was your day?

Arnold is the Governor of California, despite bashing, thrashing, and mexi-Davis, and all kinds of other things that people wanted, even my english teacher. I on the other hand, am happy. No more davis, no mexi-davis (oops, I forgot to tell you, mexi-davis is Bustamante). On the other hand, Galagher, and Coleman, and the one stripper chick faded out after a while. On the other hand, it is not as much change to me.
And for clarification, I am no octopus, or shiva. I only have two hands.

Now, As for the rest of you, who don't care, There is news. The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem play tonight, at 5 pm pacific time. I will post again at the end, to report. To my adolescent mind comes no recollection of who there are adverseries for this event are. I can sound intelligent , and I happen to be. Infuriates everybody to no end, and it's funny, to boot.

Well, if this is it, I leave you with this to ponder.
I had to hit him

-- he was starting to make sense."

Boring day.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.


-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Love that line. that and
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur
coat.
Nice, no?

Funerals. I went to a funeral today. It was sad during the service, but after that, there was nothing that bad.
I didn't go to the casket, and look at my uncle's face. I was too afraid. I regret it, somewhat. But I can still remember him as he was, this tall, mountain of a man.
My Uncle had cancer. He had one, I can't remember what type, that he beat. I have a feeling that it caused the Lymphoma. The Lymphoma chemo-treatment killed him. He might have survived, but his children were to see him, exactly one week ago tomorrow. He died last saturday, one week ago exactly. I beleive that he didn't want his children's last sight of him to be a wasted away shell of himself. His wife kept telling him that they would walk through the hospital door, and see him. His ex-wife, not the widow, but his last wife, used the Lymphoma to steal his two blood related children, via the court, and he wasn't happy, and he didn't want any of his four kids to see him like he was.

Now, to better news. Or not quite as bad news. I have been a ducks fan since birth. Or atleast since I was 4. And now the mighty ducks, with all their team, minus Carney (injury around thier game with the cayotes), lose to the KINGS!!! Amazing. 4-0. They kings caught a shutout on the ducks, and it hurts (not to mention funny).

What's next. Ah yes. About my Girl friend. She's a Oops, out of time again. Bye.

Ah. Tired of listening to me? Not yet... Well, I have to say that if you are still here, Congratulations. Most of you should have left when I said I was a guy, and I was 14. Those of you who kept reading, I applaud. And now for what you came for.

I shouldn't say this, but What? The world is falling apart around our ears, and my hammer isn't big enough. Politics suck. Nukes here, Islam there, and a few leaks make the news, even if they weren't leaks. The husband of the Cia lady said so. It was common knowledge.

And what about the important stuff? Like news about JuJu bees, and Ice Cream. Just Kidding. Now answer me this. Why does it matter? Bottom line. It doesn't. Pakistan and India have Nukes, and want to shoot them at each other. (And if india can get Nukes, why can't the we test one!)

And let's go to my favourite topic. My Girl Friend. Oops, were all out of time. Till next time, This is me, signing off.

Ha. Had alot of fun today. Moved large rocks, painted large rocks, walked maybe a half mile, to 3/4 of a mile home, and got my favourite watch covered in white paint. Went to a friends before I became uncovered in white paint. Kinda fun.

NOW. For real news. I was watching something. Now I now this is bad (politics) but's wrong if you say "Under god," or wear a cross (christian), or display the ten commandments, or bow down, and begin reciting lines from a lotus sutra (buddhist sect). Religion is fine, and if some idiot (I use this world very slowly, and with great emphasis) want's to get rid of religion, I say HA! Get rid of them first. Aethism is a religion, and all those who aren't/are should respect each other.

More things. I believe that the rating systems is a guidline for the CONSUMER, not the manufacturer, or... er... the person who sells the stuff (I don't know everything) to the consumer.

Yeah, New week. Not good, but new (like politics. never good, but always new.)
Now I wonder if you understand where I come from. I am 14. Just because I am young doesn't mean I don't know what I am talking about. I talk about what I know, think I know, and hope people can look at it and say "Huh. I see. Don't like it, Don't agree, but I see." And that's my pesimist side.
If you don't like what I say, then tell me. Kealakalai@yahoo.com. My e-mail. Or ask me questions. Or say hi. Or just tell me what you think. Anything.
And I don't talk about politics most of the time. (14) I talk about all kinds of things. I am remarkably broad minded for being a guy. (Hockey, V-games, card games, board games, dances, My Girl friend, books. Books, not something you hear everyday. And Black and white movies.) And sometimes politics. Not often, but sometimes.
I live in Boron, California, United States of America. I am very proud, and you can't blame me, for being American. And I support the troops, where ever they go.
I learn thing I shouldn't, and have remarkably little common sense. But who cares.
Welcome to Madness and Mayhem.

Okay, I am Arrowatch, And this is my first blog, so please don't yell at me yet.
I am not afraid of people yelling at me, or getting allittle pissy.
And if you don't care about the Global warming, Don't believe that The Iraqi's are complaining, Know that the oil isn't going to run out, and know that i am insane, You are my new best friend. (This excludes my father, and all members of green piece, you liars.)