Wednesday, March 31, 2004

I'm so sad

Yesterday was my brother's birthday. It would seem like fun. It wasn't.

keala: Bye mom, I'm going to school now.
Mom: Okay, you have a nice day.
(keala- exit stage right)
(enter- keala, bewildered)
keala: Mom, where's the car?
Mom: What?
keala: Where's the car?
Long play short, the car was stolen. I go to school, regular day with one upside. There is one among you who know what I mean. And it isn't kaischa, you liar.

Come home, it was okay. We did the birthday thing, rasberry cheese cake. (ROCK ON!!!)

Then we get the call, after everything is done and I'm staring at the new lava lamp.
They found the car. A cop almost got the culprit. They were dismantleing it. Out in the hills. And it's broken up. Let's do a quick run down.

The motor was almost removed.
The turn signals were destroyed.
They removed one headlight to use as a spot light.
They removed the battery to use as a spotlight.
They jammed the trunk.
They dented, scratched, and trashed the body.
Now for things they stole.
Seat covers.
Stearing wheel covers
The back seat
My mom's purse and contents
The running hotdog dude antenna pole topper
The Speakers
The Stereo
Supernatural Cd, by Santanna
A quarter ( I want to curse it)
There are others, but I forgot.

More if I remember, which'll be later.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

Sanity... relatively speaking

My last post may have left a few of you worried about my relative sanity. It's okay, I was seeing if the third person was actually as fun to use... it isn't...
So... if I were to grow a reptillian tail, what color would you suggest. I really want to, but can't till the Japanese get on it.

Wonder Falls

This girl under stress. Then a lion figure talked to her. Then her therapist's bronze monkey did. And she has this... well, I don't know. I'd talk more about it, but I'm not that far, and I'm done typing.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004


Arrowatch has left the building. Arrowatch's mind isn't up to writing. Arrowatch is going slowly farther into insanity. Arrowatch's brains lurk below a wall of life Arrowatch is living. Arrowatch is refering to Arrowatch in the third person. It isn't so funny after all.

Monty Python...
"Alright, stop that, stop that. It's silly. Very silly indeed. Lets go to a cartoon."

Monday, March 01, 2004

Music Title Time

And the world's a faze,and the world's a stage. And the end is near

Well I like SmashMouth. And "When the morning comes" rocks. But does anyone believe me? Nope. Everyone makes mistakes, and revenge is best served as a side dish to forgiveness, hold the pain, suffering, and death. Well, maybe not pain, but deffinetly the others. But does anyone believe me? NOOOO.... Legato booted me from The Dark Shrine. With good reason. But now he shuns me, as do everyone else. I don't think I'll go back. But I still say most everyone should take a look in the shrine. But be prepared for a retraction of all past, present, and future endorsements. Legato left a newb in charge. Deffinite con. But it's an okay newb. Wash.

We don't need no education.

We don't need no thought control. Teachers, Leave those kids alone. Hey, Teacher, Leave those kids alone. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Because, all and all your just another brick in The Wall. Pink Floyd, everyone. Just so you knew. Five points to whomever knows what that songs about, ten to whomever can give me the original album, and fifteen for the lead singers first and last name. And twenty if you can name the movie Hells Company is working on.